Let me tell you about my doctor.
He’s very good!
If you tell him you want a second opinion,
He’ll go out and come in again.
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Another time, a man came running in the office and yelled,
"Doctor, doctor! – my son just swallowed a roll of film!"
The doctor calmly replied, "Well let’s just wait and see what develops."
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I remember one time I told my doctor
I had a ringing in my ears.
His advice: "Don’t answer it."
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When I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places,
He told me to stop going to those places.
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You know, doctors can be so frustrating.
You wait a month and a half for an appointment,
Then he says, "I wish you had come to me sooner."
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During A Visit To My Doctor, I Asked Him, "How Do You Determine Whether Or Not An Older Person Should Be Put In An Old Age Home?"
"Well," He Said, "We Fill Up A Bathtub, Then We Offer A Teaspoon, A Teacup And A Bucket To The Person To Empty The Bathtub."
"Oh, I Understand," I Said. "A Normal Person Would Use The Bucket Because It Is Bigger Than The Spoon Or The Teacup."
"No" He Said. "A Normal Person Would Pull The Drain Plug.
Do You Want A Bed Near The Window..?"
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Source: Friends and Internet