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DOCTOR FUNNIES – JOKES

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Let me tell you about my doctor.

He’s very good!

If you tell him you want a second opinion,

He’ll go out and come in again.

Another time, a man came running in the office and yelled,

"Doctor, doctor! – my son just swallowed a roll of film!"

The doctor calmly replied, "Well let’s just wait and see what develops."

I remember one time I told my doctor

I had a ringing in my ears.

His advice: "Don’t answer it."

When I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places,

He told me to stop going to those places.

You know, doctors can be so frustrating.

You wait a month and a half for an appointment,

Then he says, "I wish you had come to me sooner."

During A Visit To My Doctor, I Asked Him, "How Do You Determine Whether Or Not An Older Person Should Be Put In An Old Age Home?"

"Well," He Said, "We Fill Up A Bathtub, Then We Offer A Teaspoon, A Teacup And A Bucket To The Person To Empty The Bathtub."

"Oh, I Understand," I Said. "A Normal Person Would Use The Bucket Because It Is Bigger Than The Spoon Or The Teacup."

"No" He Said. "A Normal Person Would Pull The Drain Plug.

Do You Want A Bed Near The Window..?"

Source: Friends and Internet

Author: TxNaturalPediatrics

By training, I am a American Board Certified Pediatrician. But in my younger years I grew up with natural alternatives. As a mom I have tried to incorporate both for my kids and it has worked wonders. And finally, as I am studying natural & alternative medicines, I realize the beauty and wisdom of living closer to earth. Hence in my practice I integrate both...for acute ailments I follow American Academy of Pediatrics recommendation but for simple and/or chronic conditions I prefer natural alternatives. In western training we were raised to think that "health is the absence of symptoms and problems". But eastern sensibilities has educated me that "Health is state that allows one to use the full capabilities of their body, mind and intellect. Therefore, healthy living is a balanced state of well being: physically, mentally, socially and spiritually." This implies that healing is not a "one-pill-fits-all", but a personalized experience.

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