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FUNNY HEALTH QUOTES

“Did you ever see the customers in health-food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They’re dying, of course, but they look terrific.”

– Bill Crosby

“Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.” – Mark Twain

“Older people shouldn’t eat health food. They need all the preservatives they can get.” —Robert Orben

“Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.” —Lily Tomlin

“I am dying with the help of too many physicians.” —Alexander the Great

“Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?” —George Carlin

“If I knew I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.” —Mickey Mantle

“You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 today and we don’t know where the hell she is.” —Ellen DeGeneres

“Half the modern drugs could well be thrown out the window, except that the birds might eat them”. – Martin H. Fischer

“It’s bizarre that the (grocery store) produce manager is more important to my children’s health than the pediatrician”. – Meryl Streep

“Sometimes I get the feeling the aspirin companies are sponsoring my headaches”. – V.L. Allineare

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Author: TxNaturalPediatrics

By training, I am a American Board Certified Pediatrician. But in my younger years I grew up with natural alternatives. As a mom I have tried to incorporate both for my kids and it has worked wonders. And finally, as I am studying natural & alternative medicines, I realize the beauty and wisdom of living closer to earth. Hence in my practice I integrate both...for acute ailments I follow American Academy of Pediatrics recommendation but for simple and/or chronic conditions I prefer natural alternatives. In western training we were raised to think that "health is the absence of symptoms and problems". But eastern sensibilities has educated me that "Health is state that allows one to use the full capabilities of their body, mind and intellect. Therefore, healthy living is a balanced state of well being: physically, mentally, socially and spiritually." This implies that healing is not a "one-pill-fits-all", but a personalized experience.

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