PARENTING QUOTES
”Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children.”
Author: Sam Levenson
”Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.”
Author: John Wilmot
”It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner.”
Author: Ben Bergor
”The best time to give advice to your children is while they’re still young enough to believe you know what you’re talking about.”
Author: Evan Esar
”Inside me there’s a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes.”
Author: Bob Thaves
”Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut-up.”
Author: Anonymous
”America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight.”
Author: Anonymous
”By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.”
Author: Charles Wadsworth
